{"id":583,"date":"2012-06-13T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=583"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:44:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:44:23","slug":"i-saw-a-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2012\/06\/13\/i-saw-a-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"I Saw a Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt that there was this squirrel running around. Then someone was eating a cheeseburger. With each bite the cheeseburger got smaller. As that happened, the ground that the squirrel was running around on got smaller. It kept getting smaller as the cheeseburger dwindled until there was nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"849\" height=\"849\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/rm-photo-burger-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of homemade cheeseburger.\" class=\"wp-image-1279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/rm-photo-burger-rotated.jpg 849w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/rm-photo-burger-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/rm-photo-burger-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/rm-photo-burger-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 849px) 100vw, 849px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt that there was this squirrel running around. Then someone was eating a cheeseburger. With each bite the cheeseburger got smaller. As that happened, the ground that the squirrel was running around on got smaller. It kept getting smaller as the cheeseburger dwindled until there was nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1280,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions\/1280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}