{"id":588,"date":"2012-07-13T10:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=588"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:44:23","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:44:23","slug":"relationship-advisor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2012\/07\/13\/relationship-advisor\/","title":{"rendered":"Relationship Advisor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mr. T from the A team was talking to me. He was telling me about how hard it is having a relationship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was telling him how my boyfriend and I work opposite schedules, so we only see each other a few days a week except in our sleep on the other days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"749\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/rm-photo-hotelbed.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of hotel bed.\" class=\"wp-image-1307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/rm-photo-hotelbed.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/rm-photo-hotelbed-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/rm-photo-hotelbed-768x575.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mr. T told me that he feels my pain. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He put his arm around my shoulders. I couldn\u2019t stop staring at the muscles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. T from the A team was talking to me. He was telling me about how hard it is having a relationship. I was telling him how my boyfriend and I work opposite schedules, so we only see each other a few days a week except in our sleep on the other days. Mr. T [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1309,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions\/1309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}