{"id":592,"date":"2012-08-13T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:44:22","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:44:22","slug":"almost-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2012\/08\/13\/almost-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt that I was in an intensive care unit in a hospital. I was supposed to be almost dead. I had to pretend to be in a coma. I don\u2019t know what the reason was, but it was my job to baffle doctors. This one doctor came in and he knew I was faking. He would move my hand back and forth and I would try my best to let it be limp. He thought it was funny. He told me to keep up the good work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When there were no doctors around, I would get out of the bed and exercise. I stripped down to a tank top and shorts and was running in placed around the hospital room. When I heard a nurse approaching, I would collapse into bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rm-photo-handinermirror.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of reflection of arm in hospital mirror.\" class=\"wp-image-864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rm-photo-handinermirror.jpg 480w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/rm-photo-handinermirror-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Black and white photo of reflection of arm in hospital mirror. Location: Michigan, USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt that I was in an intensive care unit in a hospital. I was supposed to be almost dead. I had to pretend to be in a coma. I don\u2019t know what the reason was, but it was my job to baffle doctors. This one doctor came in and he knew I was faking. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":864,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}