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Dreamt that my best friend from high school and I were working the same temp job. It was some office job. We were told to organize everything. There were a few stacks of papers. It wasn\u2019t much to do. An idiot could have done it. We drew My Little Pony sticky notes and put them on each stack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The recruiter came back and was impressed. He flirted with us. Evidently, he liked curvy girls. He was a tall skinny white guy who sometimes liked to get a fake tan at the tanning salon. He had short hair that he liked to spike with product (so edgy). He was wearing a navy-blue suit. The jacket was open. He wore underneath it a sky-blue button dress shirt and a tie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was one of those player types, just another jerk. My best friend and I both knew this. We pretended to go along with him, but in our minds we both knew what he was all about. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

She has a degree in Computer Science, and I have one in Graphic Design, but secretly, we were agents. We could exterminate the recruiter at a whim if we wanted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Black and white photo of file folders. Location: Michigan, USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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