{"id":620,"date":"2013-05-20T04:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T08:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=620"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:44:09","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:44:09","slug":"the-wig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2013\/05\/20\/the-wig\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wig"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt I was at a job. I am not sure even what I did there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A shirtless man walked in. He was wearing a long brown wig that was parted down the middle. It was the same wig that I had bought from the romance store. He walked in a kind of dance into the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I told him that it didn\u2019t count because he was late for work. He put up a fuss and took his wig off. He had no makeup when he had the wig on, but when he took it off, he had makeup on. Strange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ozzy Osbourne\u2019s song Flying High Again started playing in my mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/rm-photo-ndy.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of person with sunglasses.\" class=\"wp-image-962\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/rm-photo-ndy.jpg 768w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/rm-photo-ndy-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Black and white photo of person with sunglasses. Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt I was at a job. I am not sure even what I did there. A shirtless man walked in. He was wearing a long brown wig that was parted down the middle. It was the same wig that I had bought from the romance store. He walked in a kind of dance into the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":962,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}