{"id":635,"date":"2013-09-13T03:41:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T07:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=635"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:44:08","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:44:08","slug":"necromancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2013\/09\/13\/necromancer\/","title":{"rendered":"Necromancer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt that my little brother died. He was Christian Bale. I brought him back from the dead with witchcraft damning my soul forever so I could take a photo of him smiling for our mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Christian wouldn\u2019t smile. He was a dick to me about being a half zombie. I yelled at him, \u201cYou have no idea what I have done to bring you back!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He didn\u2019t remember how to unbutton shirts. I had to do it for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All I wanted was one good photo of him to make my dream mom smile. Is that asking too much?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rm-photo-clawring.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo\/self portrait with claw rings.\" class=\"wp-image-857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rm-photo-clawring.jpg 540w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/rm-photo-clawring-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Black and white photo\/self portrait. Location: Michigan, USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt that my little brother died. He was Christian Bale. I brought him back from the dead with witchcraft damning my soul forever so I could take a photo of him smiling for our mom. Christian wouldn\u2019t smile. He was a dick to me about being a half zombie. I yelled at him, \u201cYou have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":857,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":859,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions\/859"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}