{"id":682,"date":"2015-01-13T06:55:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-13T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=682"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:43:55","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:43:55","slug":"gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2015\/01\/13\/gross\/","title":{"rendered":"Gross"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt that I was driving my 5-speed manual transmission car heading to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, I was in a passenger seat of someone else\u2019s car. I didn\u2019t recognize the person. He was a small wiry man with short black hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On the way to work, I asked if he could stop and get me an iced cappuccino from a coffee shop drive-thru. He said yes. We arrived at work. I asked him if it was too late to remind him. He said no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, we were at the coffee house. It was a cheap fast food coffee house. I was about to order the iced cappuccino, but the stranger jumped behind the counter and started making the drink. The staff didn\u2019t seem to care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He passed me a drink that tasted gross. I said that it wasn\u2019t supposed to taste like that. It was going on 8am. Work was starting soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The stranger left. I had the coffee house remake the drink. An inexperienced worker made the drink. It was awful. The manager stepped in and made the drink, it was acceptable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/rm-photo-shifterknob.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of right hand on shifter in manual transmission car.\" class=\"wp-image-844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/rm-photo-shifterknob.jpg 480w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/rm-photo-shifterknob-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Black and white photo of right hand on shifter knob. Location: Unknown, USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt that I was driving my 5-speed manual transmission car heading to work. Suddenly, I was in a passenger seat of someone else\u2019s car. I didn\u2019t recognize the person. He was a small wiry man with short black hair. On the way to work, I asked if he could stop and get me an iced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=682"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}