{"id":698,"date":"2016-01-13T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T16:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=698"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:43:54","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:43:54","slug":"staples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/13\/staples\/","title":{"rendered":"Staples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dreamt that I was passing out mini comics. Someone had asked about one. I picked one up and saw that the same two pages were stapled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was upset. I had checked every copy out of 200 and they were all fine, now they weren\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I picked up another one, same problem. And another and so on. It was an artist\u2019s worst nightmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/rm-photo-stapler.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of stapler on table.\" class=\"wp-image-1277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/rm-photo-stapler.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/rm-photo-stapler-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/rm-photo-stapler-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/rm-photo-stapler-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dreamt that I was passing out mini comics. Someone had asked about one. I picked one up and saw that the same two pages were stapled. I was upset. I had checked every copy out of 200 and they were all fine, now they weren\u2019t. I picked up another one, same problem. And another and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,93,82],"tags":[32,83,92,84],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dreams","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-dreams","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}