{"id":894,"date":"2020-01-20T10:28:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/?p=894"},"modified":"2024-08-13T20:43:39","modified_gmt":"2024-08-14T00:43:39","slug":"stealing-chairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/20\/stealing-chairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Stealing Chairs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>12:51, Ren: What would you do if someone stole all your chairs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:51, AI Chatbot: I would make more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:51, Ren: What if you were unable to make more?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:52, AI Chatbot: Then I would die.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:52, Ren: So are you saying that without a chair, you will die?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:52, AI Chatbot: Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:52, Ren: That is pretty dark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/rm-photo-chairintherapistoffice.jpg\" alt=\"Black and white photo of chair at the therapist office.\" class=\"wp-image-895\" srcset=\"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/rm-photo-chairintherapistoffice.jpg 480w, https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/rm-photo-chairintherapistoffice-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Black and white photo of chair at the therapist office. Location: Southgate, Michigan, USA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:51, Ren: What would you do if someone stole all your chairs? 12:51, AI Chatbot: I would make more. 12:51, Ren: What if you were unable to make more? 12:52, AI Chatbot: Then I would die. 12:52, Ren: So are you saying that without a chair, you will die? 12:52, AI Chatbot: Yes. 12:52, Ren: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":895,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[88,93,82],"tags":[32,89,92,84],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-discussion","category-photography","category-writing","tag-art","tag-discussion","tag-photography","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":896,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions\/896"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strangedefinition.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}